• 👋 I’m @davefl67. Dave, from Florida, born in 1967. Duh.
• 💀 I'm an antisocial prick and a grumpy old man.
• 🪪 An Original Florida Man™.
• 🟰 An Equal Opportunity Offender™.
• 💊 Original poster child for ADHD
• 🇺🇸 Moderate. Love my country, not my government.
• 😠 Did I mention I was old? I'm 56. You kids get off my lawn!
• 👞 I'm so old, I have shoes your age.
• 🚸 I probably have kids your age, too.
• 🖖 I am a Star Trek fan. LLAP.
• 🎮 Gaming Handles
  • Second Life: davedorm.gaffer (Yes, it's a stupid name!)
  • Most everywhere, it's just "Dave Gaffer"
  • Twitch: dave_gaffer
• 🎙️ Amateur Radio KD4INR (since 1992).
• 👀 I’m interested in being left alone in my office.
• 🥓 I am also interested in bacon. Always come out of my office for bacon.
• 🌱 I’m currently learning how to code my own shit.
• 💞️ I’m looking to collaborate on nothing right now.
• 📫 How to reach me? "Don't call us, we'll call you."