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contact:
name: Lorem Ipsum
mobile: +3 (141) 592-65-35
mail: lorem@ipsum.com
telegram: loremTg
linkedin: ipsumIn
github: lxremIpsxm
website: lorem.ipsum
summary: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Duis vel ipsum id est feugiat gravida venenatis ac dui. Phasellus sed commodo odio. Curabitur viverra dui in sapien tempor, vitae posuere odio ultricies. Nullam in.
education:
- name: Lorem Ipsum University
url: lorem.ipsum.uni
degree: Bachelor of Lorem Ipsum
location: Lorem, Ipsum
duration: Lorem - Ipsum
thesis:
title: Scientific approaches in Prompt Engineering
url: lorem.ipsum.uni/lorem/ipsum
gpa: 3.14/4
coursework: Lorem, Ipsum, Dolor, Sit, Amet
experience:
- company:
name: Lorem Ipsum TTM (To The Moon)
url: lorem.ipsum.ttm
location: Planet Earth
roles:
- team: Lorem Ipsum
position: Generative AI assistant
duration: December 2023 - Present
tags:
- Lorem
- Ipsum
- Dolor
- Sit
- Chat GPT
summary:
- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Maecenas bibendum tellus ut nisi molestie.
- Accomplished [LOREM] as measured by [IPSUM], by doing [LOREM IPSUM].
- Lorem ipsum A as sit amet by B , by consectetur adipiscing C.
- team: Dolor Sit
position: Lorem Enginner (not a frameworker)
duration: 1000-7
tags:
- LoRemact 18.2.0-beta
- LoRemact 18.1.0
- LoRemact 18.1.5
- LoRemact 18.0.0
summary:
- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Maecenas bibendum tellus ut nisi molestie.
- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Maecenas bibendum tellus ut nisi molestie.
- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Maecenas bibendum tellus ut nisi molestie.
- company:
name: Ipsum Lorem
url: ipsum.lorem
location: Planet Mars
roles:
- team: Ipsum
position: Lorem
duration: 2003 - 2020
tags:
- Amet
- Sit
- Dolor
- Ipsum
- Lorem
summary:
- Fired for meming all day long
- Fired for meming all my life
- Fired for meming orem ipsum
projects:
- name: Nonsense generator
url: project.lorem.ipsum
duration: Summer 2023
tags:
- Gmail
- Excel
summary:
- Designed and implemented loremipsumdeolorsitamet algorithm
- Simplified solution by deleting all code, than sending emails to help@lipsum.com asking them to generate nonsense for me.
- Optimized my computer's CPU usage by sending emails from phone.
- Filled my own resume with nonsense and got rejected 1337 times!
- name: Chat GPT Competitor
url: ai.lorem.ipsum
tags:
- Chat GPT
- Math
- Calculus
- Linear Algebra
- Chaos Theory
- Number Theory
- The Big Bang Theory
summary:
- Discreditted OpenAI by asking them for last 10 digits of Pi, than memed about it for a week
- Never ask Gigachat about Rust
skills:
languages:
- English, Bri'ish
libraries:
- Bodleian Old Library
- The Sir Duncan Rice Library
- Gladstone's Library
tools:
- Chainsaw (watched this anime twice)
- Hammer (my dad owns Harley)